Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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