When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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