He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
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