hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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