I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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