Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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