Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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