no. you can't hotbox the world.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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