You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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