My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
be right there i have to get my cape
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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