Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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