Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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