seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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