You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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