at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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