I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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