you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
drinking out of a sandbucket again
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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