im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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