Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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