you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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