the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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