I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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