She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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