UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Randomize
