i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
