Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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