Pappa wants mamma naked
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
