y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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