The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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