I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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