$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize