I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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