Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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