operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
