exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
