she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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