I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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