How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
