New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
tell your sister to shave her snatch
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
