friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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