We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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