So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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