I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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