question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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