When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You coming home soon, man?
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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