Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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