This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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