that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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