Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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