we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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