im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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