it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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