I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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