whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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